- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

KOOKABURRA

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

ur mum

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Kys

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

women's rights

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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