Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What comes after 69? 70

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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