What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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