- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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