- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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