- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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