What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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