- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

hola said the chinese man

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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