Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Half life 3 confirmed

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A cat playing laser tag.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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