- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

eat a hot dog

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

every knight i see an owl at window

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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