- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A Mormon walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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