Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Male leadership.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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