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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

I named my son ps2 controller

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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