There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

My cat just died.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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