a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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