a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock knock. Get out!!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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