- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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