What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The Big Band Theory

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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