A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Asian women drivers...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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