- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

So these two girls have a cup .

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

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