Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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