Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Tim likes girls

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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