- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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