- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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