When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Pickles are moist.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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