- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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