- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Once upon a time, The end.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Connor is homosexuaI

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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