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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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