oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Burp

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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