what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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