- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

That is so fetch

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

I C U P White stuff

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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