- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

You should read the Terms of Service.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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