- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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