Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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