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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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