knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Anti Joke

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