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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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