- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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