Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Mooses

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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