- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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