How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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