- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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