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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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