- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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