- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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