- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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