roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

And you honored it I see :P

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Male leadership.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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