Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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