whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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