- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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