A women left the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A fat guy!

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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