Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Justin Beiber

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Your're racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

i like turtles

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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