- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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