Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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