- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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