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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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