A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

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