what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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