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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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