- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

don't just stand there

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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