How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

whats brown and sticky? Doody

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the fish say after he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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