- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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