- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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