Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A lot eh?

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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womens rights.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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