- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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