- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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