- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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