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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's 2+2? Fish

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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