Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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