- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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