- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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