Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Penis

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Anti Joke

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