- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Justin's life

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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were at work systems r down

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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