- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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