Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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