Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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anus

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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whats black? the colour

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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