- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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