A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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